Thursday Sep 28 2006
2:18 pm
2:18 pm
I don’t know from whom Bryce inherited his chin, but it sure is cute!
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Wednesday Sep 27 2006
3:58 pm
3:58 pm
I was looking through old pictures and found it almost unreal how much babies/toddlers change in a year. Here’s Zachary one year ago. He had only been walking for a month and a half and had just figured out how to climb onto chairs (and anything else he tried).
Bryce one year ago was about the size of a grain of rice. 
Tuesday Sep 26 2006
12:55 pm
12:55 pm
Although I love it when their outfit coordinate somewhat, I have never been a big fan of having my children dressed identically. When Gymboree happened to have these overalls on sale in both of their sizes I broke my plans a bit and got them and dress them alike on the same day - with a different shirt underneath, of course.
Saturday Sep 23 2006
12:27 am
12:27 am
My good Kiwi pal, Chantelle, sent this recently and
it absolutely cracked me up. See what you think:
it absolutely cracked me up. See what you think:
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor —
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Th ursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Share this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!
Friday Sep 22 2006
8:02 am
8:02 am
One of the best things about Michigan in the autumn is the cider mills. A bunch of us went last Saturday for the cider, doughnuts, caramel apples, and outdoor fun.
We had just enough boys for this photo! (Lucky for Bryce, he was sleeping.)
